Saturday, September 27, 2008

Dating Tips Lesson 13

Your apartment..
If a girl comes into your apartment it should look mature:


Your apartment
If a girl comes into your apartment it should look mature:

* Take off the pin-up girls posters from the fridge door
* Put away your Star Wars toys
* Lock away your Hustler collection
* Buy a big bed
* Buy some plants
* Buy some pictures to hang on the wall
* Buy candles
* I don't advise you to buy alcohol (wine, champagne...) because it's a drug. But since you will probably drink it anyway, you can buy some wine.
* Buy coke, chocolate, popcorn, thus something to create a relaxed atmosphere.
* Keep your flat clean and tidy
* Keep the bathroom non-smelling/well-smelling
* Put the latrine cover down

How would you like a girl who has yellow puppets and orange teddy bears sitting in dozens on her bed and wants you to eat with her and her barbies from pink plastic plates?
You see? A non mature girl can be a turn-off.


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